[Photo source}It's every publisher's dream, of course. I confess that I was in a B&N soon after I saw this photo and felt compelled to see what Posh was all excited about. I mean, I've always wanted to be a skinny bitch. (All ex-husbands be quiet!) Now, I'm all for loving the planet and eating more veggies, but the best thing about the book was definitely its terrifically hip cover--but that's neither here nor there.
So, yes, I'm addicted to Page Six and occasionally find myself lingering at Gawker.com before I get to work of a morning. But I don't usually post about celebrity stuff.
Then I ran across this picture of Victoria Beckham. Does she or does she not look like she's about to be attacked and eaten by the alien creature sewn to her breasts?!
[Photo source]About twenty times on last season's Project Runway, contestants invoked her name (she was even a judge) and people keep referring to her as a "style icon." I'm sorry. I just don't see it.
Here's what she wears to little Royston's soccer practice.
[Photo source]And she seems to like fluttery, feathery things.
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One has to admire her chutzpah at wearing a bathrobe to Project Runway! (I'm just going to have to pretend I didn't notice Heidi's YELLOW PUMPS.)
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Colorforms are fun!!!!!
To be fair, there really are moments when she shows terribly good taste--
Um...
[Photo source. At least Mr. Blackwell agrees.]
Oh, wait!
[Photo Source]And because I have watched many seasons of America's Next Top Model, I know that this is an editorial magazine shot--not an actual shopping-on-Rodeo-Drive ensemble. But do you think Marc Jacobs was mad at her that day?
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Do you think this will ruin my chances of Mrs. Beckham picking up one of my books? And, oh, the Mrs. part reminds me....
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Now, wasn't that worth scrolling down for?
